humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
sloths often mistake their own arm for a branch and fall to their deaths
they also risk their lives climbing down to the dangeous jungle floor purely to poop
what can you do, y’know?
(Source: drarna)
Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel.
My mother always bitches about how I fold towels because it’s not the way she does it.
From now on, every time I fold a towel, I am going to make it into a chicken.
Vive la resistance.
Lets just say I go full COMMANDO ~
Hot Right ?
I love the men of Tumblr …
Snuggle up with me, ladies.
I
Always
Use
Protection
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So we’re telling how we sleep?
Allow me to share…
Wait, what?!
OH MY HOW EMBARRASSING!
Never mind!
JAMES
