humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
sloths often mistake their own arm for a branch and fall to their deaths
they also risk their lives climbing down to the dangeous jungle floor purely to poop
what can you do, y’know?
Today, my Calculus teacher taught us how to make a chicken with a dish towel.
My mother always bitches about how I fold towels because it’s not the way she does it.
From now on, every time I fold a towel, I am going to make it into a chicken.
Vive la resistance.
Lets just say I go full COMMANDO ~
Hot Right ?
I love the men of Tumblr …
Snuggle up with me, ladies.
So we’re telling how we sleep?
Allow me to share…
OH MY HOW EMBARRASSING!
OH MY GOD. :L
I think somebody just won the internet….
w h y